“Genital hygiene is a big issue for both men and women. Of course you want to be clean and fresh for your partner before sex, but what about pubic hair? Is it better to let it all grow wild or shave your genitals off bald? Or is it even better to do the in-between and use a trimmer for a close but still fuzzy trim? Here’s the downlow on pubic hair and whether to shave or not to shave.”
Missed your chance to attend the Exxxotica Expo? Don’t worry, Joe from Badge of Shame Comedy is on the scene! And he captured so many awkward and funny moments, this video should be titled “Beauties and The Geek”. Enjoy!
After watching the video, list all the porn stars you recognize in our comment section. Embarrassingly, I only recognized 3. I bet you can do better, but you need to prove it by leaving a comment.
“Shut up slave, before I ram my shoe up your ass!” Sure, I’ve uttered those words before, but I didn’t really mean it. You see, ramming my heel up someone’s ass could cause real and serious damage which is something a Mistress wouldn’t do. Until now.
Ainsley-T has created the ultimate “Fuck Me” shoes by incorporating an actual buttplug as the heel. Oh, how lovely!
Ainsley-T founder, Stuart Thom, has an eye for beauty and bondage. “The world is already full of so called sexy shoes. It does not need yet another black patent leather high-heeled court,” states Stuart. “Innovation between the intersection of footwear and desire has to do something more than this, and there is space for a radical creative initiative, to make gorgeously strange footwear for a sophisticated audience.”
At first, these shoes look like nothing more than extravagant footwear. But look closer and you will see their genius. Mr Thom not only paid close attention to style, he added a beautiful function and excellent craftmanship creating the perfect “Fuck Me” shoes for any dominatrix. Or should we call them “Fuck You” shoes? “Toys and shoes feature together in quite a few fantasies… why not enjoy them together?” Why not, indeed, Mr. Thom.
Purchasing information and photo credits located at Ainsley-T’s website. Special thanks to @monkeeshooz for sharing this with us. Follow her on twitter.
From time to time we get questions on Playpen’s Tumblr and Formspring from our fans, mostly asking for sexual advice. Although we’re not experts in any way, we love lending a hand (metaphorically speaking). When this question was sent to us I wasn’t quite sure whether it was a joke, a bad translation or a bad case of the 40-year-old virgin but either way, here’s my response:
Dear Anonymous,
First of all, I’m assuming your question is “How to have sex with a girl?” rather than “how to sex girl?” Have you ever heard of this thing called Google? I like using it especially when I have embarrassing questions to ask. Anyway, I hate giving advice, only because all you fuckers ask for it but never take it. The next best thing are tips. Assuming you’ve already got the girl, here are a few tips that might come handy to get you get inside a girl’s vajayjay.
1. First and foremost, make sure the sex is consensual. Getting her completely wasted is not only unethical, it will also leave you with a very drunk girl puking all over your car/bed/clothes. Using date-rape drugs will most likely land you in jail and dealing with a “dead fish” is only fun in theory. So a sober girl or a slightly tipsy one is your best bet.
2. Find the right hole. If this is your first time ever, don’t make a mistake of attempting to put your penis in her back door. Although anal sex is hot, I don’t think you’re quite ready for that kind of action. If necessary, play with her with your fingers to get to know the terrain beforehand.
3. Is she wet? Probably not! Well it’s probably because you’re not touching her in the right places or she’s too drunk. (Yes, alcohol will dehydrate you). But don’t panic, it’s nothing lube can’t fix. Now, don’t go pouring a waterfall in there, just a few drops. You don’t want some hot-dog-down-the-hallway kind of action, if you know what I mean.
4. Are you sure she’s a girl? While this comes around from time to time, some of the prettiest girls are not girls, and could in fact be T-girls. Make sure the girl you’re into is in fact a girl. How so? You can go straight to the point and ask, “are you a guy?” but if you’d rather beat around the bush, wait until she takes off her panties. If you do end up in bed with a dude, well, at least you brought lube.
Most importantly, if you’re not sure what to do to get laid, follow your instincts and remember, practice makes perfect. While your instincts might be completely wrong, you live and learn. Maybe you won’t ever have another chance with this girl but you’ll be prepared to go to war the next time around.
If you are an insomniac like me, you’ve probably seen a late-night commercial for the Cami-Secret. Definitely check out the parody below even if you aren’t familiar with the original product. Not only does it rip on the “worse fuckin’ invention ever” it’s a snide commentary on all cheesy late-night commercials. Happy Friday!
While these ladies have no problem swallowing man-meat, they don’t ingest any animal products. Yep, it’s true. Here are our favorite Vegan Porn Stars!
Harmony has never consumed meat! Not once! Looks like being raised without animal flesh served her body well. Very well. Makes me hungry just looking at her! Yum-my!
“I’m a vegan cat loving pussy loving queer.” Madison not only performs in adult films, she is owner of Femina Potens Art Gallery in San Francisco. One of our other favorite quotes by this amazing woman: “So I had to ask myself: just how many anal scenes does it take to open a feminist art gallery?”
From Annie’s web site: “I stopped eating meat, switching to a Vegan diet on April 10, 2008″. And if you need geeky reason to love Annie, she claims she can’t live without her computer– ahem, I mean computers– all five of them!
Adorable and oh-so petite, Miss Lexi Love! Her favorite food? Cauliflower! No, really.
Here’s a few sexy posters to get you motivated this week. Enjoy… and don’t forget to sign-up at Playpen.com to get in on the action early!
Mark Wahlberg announced plans for a new HBO show about the Porn Industry, featuring both mainstream and adult performers. Looks like Sasha Grey’s performance on Entourage impressed him.
As much as I like Wahlberg as an actor-cum-producer, I must voice my concern about this project. Actually, it’s not the project that worries me; I fear their approach. From the New York Post:
The plot will focus on a giant video company under siege from Internet competitors and a girl from the Midwest whose boyfriend convinces her to move to Los Angeles to become a star. Reached by Page Six, Frey, who’s writing the pilot, said, “We’re going to make a sprawling epic about the porn business in LA. We’re going to tell the type of stories no one else has told before, and go places no one has gone before.”
Really, James Frey of “I lied to Oprah” fame? You’re going to tell the stories that “no one else has told before” by starting off with the tired stereotype of the Midwest girl turned into porn-slut by her boyfriend? Wow, how inventive! We’ve only heard that story a hundred times because it’s the only perspective mainstream media dares to tell about adult performers. Surely there must be another story arc to follow. I know a few dozen amazingly smart, creative and talented women in the porn industry. Maybe you guys should give me a call. I’ll hook you up.
And don’t even get me started on making Internet porn companies the big, bad villain against the poor defenseless porn movie studio. Why not just blame consumers for wanting variety in their porn, something beyond cookie-cutter blondes with orgasms as manufactured and artificial as their dyed hair, fake breasts and acrylic nails.
That said, Mr. Wahlberg, I want your new show to succeed, not only in viewership, but in telling interesting stories. Think beyond the stuff we hear about everyday. I’m excited you will feature real adult performers with mainstream actors, and the porn industry is fertile grown for great drama… just don’t fuck it up by replaying old clichés.
And seriously, I have a ton of insider information and stories. If you need a technical adviser or story editor, I’m your girl!
