"Shut up slave, before I ram my shoe up your ass!" Sure, I've uttered those words before, but I didn't really mean it. You see, ramming my heel up someone's ass could cause real and serious damage which is something a Mistress wouldn't do. Until now.

Although we're not experts in any way, we love lending a hand (metaphorically speaking). When this question was sent to us I wasn't quite sure whether it was a joke, a bad translation or a bad case of the 40-year-old virgin.

If you are an insomniac like me, you've probably seen a late-night commercial for the Cami-Secret. Definitely check out the parody below even if you aren't familiar with the original product. Not only does it rip on the "worse fuckin' invention ever" it's a snide commentary on all cheesy late-night commercials.

While these ladies have no problem swallowing man-meat, they don't ingest any animal products. Yep, it's true. Here are our favorite Vegan Porn Stars!

Mark Wahlberg announced plans for a new HBO show about the Porn Industry, featuring both mainstream and adult performers. Looks like Sasha Grey's performance on Entourage impressed him.

The end of summer is nearing as students trickle back into school. Here is a friendly reminder of what not to do by comedian Russell Simek.