The Playpen team will be sifting through the crowds handing our stickers at the Folsom Street Fair on Sunday, "The Grandaddy of All Leather Events".

For some assignments, I expect only payment. For some, I expect only the adoration of you, the reader - but for this particular assignment, I would like a big shiny medal. A medal and enough Xanax to erase large chunks of my memory.

I've scoured the web to to find this collection of backsides in costumes. This post is a swirl of round derrieres wrapped fishnets, spandex, fur and latex. Enjoy these 20 pictures of female buttocks dressed in all types of costumes.

I present to you a vintage picture of Brigitte Bardot's Camel Toe. (On a side note, my panties get wet when blog post titles rhyme.)

Knees firmly planted on the ground. Ass high in the air. Spine curved downward. Open mouth ready to serve.

I think she was prepared for the sex by the time we got to my apartment. I don't think she was prepared for the look of absolute madness in my eyes. Though I had known her for about an hour, the drugs had given me the fervor of a man who'd just been released after a long prison term.

I started discussing pubic hair, specifically The Landing Strip. Sadly, the crowd wasn't familiar with the term "landing strip". Seriously. Coming from a porn background, I hadn't realized that some people didn't know one the most common styles for well-coiffed pubes.