September 14th, 2010 | By Mariah

Top 5 Sexy Wi-Fi Names!


Playpen Editors present our Top 5 Favorite Sexy Wi-Fi Names!

Number 5: JIZZBOMB! No further explanation needed (or wanted).

Number 4: Ass-to-Mouth in my neighborhood! Oh my! And I thought my neighbors were too conservative for ATM shenanigans.

Number 3: One for the ladies, and gay men, and lovers of Big Black Cock everywhere!

Number 2: If you’re fucking so loudly that your neighbor needs to post a passive-aggressive public announcement in the form of a Wi-Fi connection, you must be doing something right!

Number 1: Who doesn’t love Free Blow Jobs? Much better than paying for oral sex.


  • isokinkee

    Please stop Fucking so loud! baaaaaahahahahha

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  • SeanAnomie

    Free blowjobs are SO much better when when interference robustness is in play!

  • sirstick

    In all honesty my old wireless network was

    “Your Sister Does Ass To Mouth”

    Now I’ve moved into a house with kids nextdoor so its simply

    “Slutty Slut”